UMSTRAIGHT i've been on the eiffel tower on a paris afternoon i went on to the london calling hugged a girl by the fullest moon i went back for a little snack at the port of the cassis bay i checked in to the lisbon ramblas just to see if they all still sway and i'll give you anything you ask from me i'll walk around the world and back but you won't get that (can't have it, baby) you've been teasing me for so long i thought i never could resist but i've been talking to your momma i know the whishes on her list i went back for a snack and i packed my bag just to follow you around the globe when at night at the bar when the show was over i still condescended to just say "no" you're fixed on something that you think i should be keen on i'm still your scapegoat and your lover and the shoulder to lean on...